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The bread hath returned
from the underworld,

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singed by hellfire.

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No, Patience. It's just toast.

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But it hath been warmed by the
Devil's breath. No, that's not...

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Does someone else
want to jump in here?

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"Devil's breath."

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Everyone knows heat
comes from Muspelheim,

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which is guarded by
Surt, the fire giant.

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Of course, that's
common knowledge.

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Hark!

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He hath summoned the
hellfires from below.

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He is in league with Lucifer!

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She is a lot.

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Huh. I'm stuck sharing
a room with her.

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Can you believe, on top
of all this nonsense,

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she snores? Mm.

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Just got to give her some
time. She's adjusting.

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Well, you know, at least
she stopped attacking

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her own reflection
in the mirrors.

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That's progress.

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We're talking about Patience.

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In retrospect, not
the ideal week to add

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a ghost reclamation
project to your to-do list.

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Sam's dad's coming
to visit today.

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That's adorable. He
thinks there are things

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going on in this house
that we don't know about.

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Your dad's name is Frank.

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He hasn't visited
since you moved in,

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and he's bringing his
new girlfriend, Diane,

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who collects
frog-related tchotchkes.

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Uh, oh, hot goss.

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The dad is bringing
a girlfriend.

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Huh? Are they loving
this insider info?

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Oh, they're hanging
on every word.

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Well, I'm excited
to meet this Frank.

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He's absent. He's
cloaked in mystery.

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He's got "hot dad"
written all over him.

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He's not absent.

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We have separate
lives. It's normal.

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So you're saying you don't have

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any resentments
towards your dad?

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Yes, that's what I'm saying.

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My parents divorced
when I was ten,

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and my dad wasn't around a lot.

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It's no biggie.

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Your dad wasn't around
for, like, anything.

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Birthdays, soccer games,

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that recital in fifth grade
that you always talk about.

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Who cares?

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In 1893, I saw my son twice.

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Once on his birthday
and a second time

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when his nanny suddenly
died and we couldn't find

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a replacement till
later that day.

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Well, I for one think
this weekend could be

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a fresh start for
you and your dad.

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But if not, remember:
you got a father figure

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right here in good old Pete.

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You know, if you want,
you could call me Daddy.

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You want to try it out?

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That's okay. Come
on. Give it a shot.

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Yeah, don't be weird,
Sam. Call Pete Daddy.

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Is this still about Isaac

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leaving you at the
altar last week?

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That name.

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Like a dagger through my chest.

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To match the bullet he
previously lodged there.

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Well, I'm going to go...

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Who am I kidding?

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You don't care.

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No one cares.

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Oh, that guy is a total bummer.

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Yeah, he real Sven
from Gudvangen.

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Sven very sad because
we sacrifice his mother

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to ensure rain for the harvest.

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I mean, I get it.
Everyone love mother.

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But, sorry, Sven, we need beans.

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Oh, I thought he
would never leave.

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I'm trying to be sensitive
and give him some time,

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but do you have to wallow
in the one room with a TV?

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How's everything going with your
"being a better person" thing?

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Really well, thank you
for asking. I feel good.

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Isaac, why is Nigel still
living in the house?

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You don't break up with someone
and still live together.

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It's weird.

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Unless you're not allowed
to leave, like in the cult.

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One time, I was
living with 11 exes,

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three current partners
and one messiah.

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Have you asked him to move out?

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I just assumed he
would choose to leave.

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But perhaps I should have
a conversation with him.

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I guess some things
have to be said aloud.

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Question: If I'm dead, why
does my butt still itch?

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Some things are
better left unsaid.

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What's upple, throuple?

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Just came by to see how my
better thirds are doing.

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I, uh, learned about fractions

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during my full
year of schooling.

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We still on for another
date night tonight?

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Definitely.

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Sounds good, yeah.

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See you cuties later!

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Thor, didn't you tell Nancy

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that we were ending
the throuple?

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Alas, Thor did not.

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Did I?

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Dang.

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So, how did you two meet?

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Oh, let me tell it.
Like I could stop you.

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Frank's a cutup.

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Well, I was browsing in
downtown Breckinridge

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on the hunt for these
frog-shaped soaps.

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Sure. DIANE: I couldn't find

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the store I was looking for,

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so I wandered into
Frank's ski shop

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looking for directions,

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and that was it.

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I was looking for a frog,
and I found my prince.

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Oh. PETE: Wow.

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The wordplay. Nichols
and May over here.

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I like her.

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I'm happy to hear that.

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I don't want to
scare you, Diane,

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but Sammy here has a bit
of a checkered history

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with my girlfriends.

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Spill it, Frank.

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Okay, Dad, we don't
need to get into that.

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Uh, yeah, we do.

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So, I'm seeing this one woman.

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Um, Sammy must have
been, what, 11 or 12?

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This particular lady
was taking a nap.

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She was hungover from brunch.

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The point is, when she
wakes up from her nap...

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someone's given her
a little haircut.

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Young lady! Sam!

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I was a kid. FRANK:
And so, get this.

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When we confront Sam,
she says it wasn't her.

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She said a ghost did it.

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Ghost scapegoating.

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You should be
ashamed of yourself.

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Boy, if there were
any ghosts in here,

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I bet they'd be pretty upset.

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Ah. "Scape-ghosting."
I missed it.

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Don't give her too
hard a time, Frank.

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She was just a little kid.

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11 is hardly little.

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The foreman in our
button factory was 11.

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What is this?

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Who are these
strangers among us?

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Ooh, that's Sam's dad and
his girlfriend, Diane.

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What is a "girl friend"?

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It's sort of like a wife,

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but they're not
actually married yet.

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Well, I guess we should

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freshen up for dinner.

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Well, the boss has spoken.

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And I don't mean Springsteen.

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This guy was "born
to pun," am I right?

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Sam, feel free to use that one.

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I put fresh towels on your bed.

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This is going pretty well.

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Maybe you guys are right.

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Maybe this could be a fresh
start for me and my dad.

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They are to share a bed?

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'Tis most disgraceful.

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Patience,

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we respect your beliefs,

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but these days, it's okay
for people to share a room,

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even if they're not married.

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This is an abomination,

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and Patience will
not stand for it.

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Well, with all due respect,
Patience, it's not up to you,

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and there's nothing
you can do about it.

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Sam, is that blood?

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Why are the walls bleeding?

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So, apparently, there is
something she can do about it.

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Hurry up, Jay. What if
they come downstairs?

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Or a customer shows up?

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You said Patience
would settle in, Sam.

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This ain't settling in.

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Whose blood is this?
Where does it come from?

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It's a real
humdinger of a power.

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It's funny how some
of us have doozies,

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like making the walls bleed

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or being able to leave the
property, while some of us...

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Hold on. Did you
just look at me?

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I didn't. I swear!

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No, the hu... the humming
thing is neat. It's very neat.

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What are we gonna do?
I can't ask my dad

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to sleep in a separate
room from his girlfriend.

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Yeah, that's a
tough conversation.

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Hi. I have an Amazon
Prime delivery

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for a Jay Arondekar.

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Mm, prime indeed.

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Must be those new tile
samples for the restaurant.

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What the...? It's a
ketchup explosion.

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You can just leave that there.

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Yeah, that man's
calling the police.

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Just when things were actually
starting to go well with my dad.

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I don't see what the
big deal is, Samantha.

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So they sleep in separate
beds for a couple of nights.

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When I was alive, only
the poors shared a bed.

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Should we be worried
about plague here?

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I really don't like that I
have to worry about plague.

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I think you got to cave in to
Patience's demands here, Sam.

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I mean, she's holding
all the cards.

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The main card being
blood on the walls.

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Mm. I told y'all we should have
left her spooky ass in the dirt.

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Okay, I guess I'll
just tell my dad

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he can't share a room
with his girlfriend.

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Everything's gonna be fine.

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But if it doesn't
work out, it's okay,

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because I'll be your daddy.

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Pete! I think you
meant to say "Daddy."

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So, I tried talking to Nigel,

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and I couldn't bring myself
to ask him to move out.

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Is hard to hurt another.

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Emotionally. Physically
is very easy.

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Yeah. Thor and I were
gonna let Nancy know

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that we broke up with her,

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but then we just couldn't
bring ourselves to do it.

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Unless we did do it. Did we?

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Still no. Dang.

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Hold on. T-Money's got an idea.

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Is it for a new nickname?

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I'm sorry. You're-you're
trying to help.

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There was a movie, Throw
Momma from the Train.

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One guy wanted his mom dead,

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the other one wanted
his ex-wife killed.

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So, they just solved
each other's problems.

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It's brilliant.

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I care not a lick about that
basement dweller's feelings.

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I could break up with her
for you without hesitation.

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And Thor happy to evict Nigel.

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Have forced many
from their homes.

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And let's be honest.

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His accent is kind
of stupid, right?

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So it's agreed.

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We shall throw each other's
mamas from the train.

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Huzzah!

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Skol! Right on.

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T-Money saves the day.

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I mean, it's just,
it's been 25 years.

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If a nickname hasn't

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caught on by then... But you
know what? I'm-I'm sorry.

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You are helping me,

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and I thank you.

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Knock, knock.

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00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,581
Hey, sweetie. How's
it going? Great.

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Everything is great. We're
so happy you're here.

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So happy.

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Do not tarry,
Samantha. Tell them.

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So, listen, uh,
we have good news.

253
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,959
We are upgrading both
of you to our exclusive,

254
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,561
premium Woodstone
two-room experience.

255
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,732
Oh, that sounds nice. Mmm.

256
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,099
Yeah. What is that?

257
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,068
You see, when the
mansion was built,

258
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,170
the couple who owned it
slept in separate bedrooms,

259
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,572
as all well-to-do
people did in their day.

260
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,674
We were wealthy.

261
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,776
I had a dress with
a zipper in it.

262
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,410
So, in Hetty and Elias's honor,

263
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,180
Woodstone is offering
a two-room experience.

264
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,884
So that you, too, can live
like it's the Gilded Age.

265
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,787
I think we're, uh, we're
good with just the one room.

266
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,222
I will not countenance
sin taking place

267
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,224
in the home in which I dwell!

268
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,026
Stand back! She's gonna spurt!

269
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,427
Patience, no!

270
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,864
These walls are made from
plaster imported from Italy.

271
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,633
Was it better than American?
No, but that's how rich we were.

272
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,468
- I had a gold hat.
- The truth is,

273
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,971
you and Diane can't sleep
in the same room because

274
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,974
Jay has become
deeply conservative

275
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,142
and doesn't think it's
appropriate. What?

276
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,678
That's right.

277
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,613
I used to be a freewheeling,
anything-goes chef in the city,

278
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,284
but, uh, oh, that country air...
it's turned me into a big prude.

279
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,619
Sam, do you have a problem
with me dating Diane?

280
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,088
No. No, I don't.

281
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,156
'Cause I thought you'd
outgrown all that. I have.

282
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,325
This is ridiculous.
I'm 61 years old.

283
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,427
Man, Frank's got to have it.

284
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,162
Listen, this is not a big deal.

285
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,531
Sam, this is your home
and these are your rules,

286
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,433
and we respect them.
Thank you, Diane.

287
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,669
It's only a couple of nights.

288
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,337
Yeah, I guess you're right.

289
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,508
And thus, two sinners saved
from the thorny vines of lust

290
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,077
that snake up from
the underworld.

291
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,279
You are exhausting.

292
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,816
Uh... Nancy, may
I have a moment?

293
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,651
Uh, I have something
rather delicate to discuss.

294
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,756
We have something to talk about
that could be a bit of a bummer.

295
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:59,492
Nothing you could say could
sink me any lower. Proceed.

296
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,237
Well, I just want to
start off by saying that

297
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,596
you'll always be very
important to Thor and Flower.

298
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,998
Where is this headed?

299
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:09,469
Thing is, we have loved
having you in house.

300
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,671
Oh, dear. Where is this headed?

301
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,673
Well, this shan't
be easy to hear,

302
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,208
but the throuple is over.

303
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,477
Thor and Flower will
continue to be a couple,

304
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,980
but they will always cherish
the time you all shared.

305
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,016
You sniveling, spineless snake!

306
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,184
You're mad at me?

307
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,118
Yeah.

308
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,754
You're the messenger, you idiot.

309
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,956
That's what you do. You
shoot the messenger!

310
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,257
The thing is...

311
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,294
we just like having you
here and wanted to tell you.

312
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,029
Yes!

313
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,733
Well, that's certainly
a boost to the spirit

314
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,034
in a very tough time.

315
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,536
It's just good to
know I'm wanted.

316
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,773
At least from some quarters.

317
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,474
Oh. Oh!

318
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,678
Unhand me!

319
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,913
Ow!

320
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,049
I'm merely the messenger!

321
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,649
Patience.

322
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,565
What the hell is this? Is
that supposed to be funny?

323
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,858
No. God, no. Um...

324
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,226
She can write in blood?

325
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,961
This power just
keeps getting cooler.

326
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,562
I mean, it's still no humming.

327
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,097
Stop.

328
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,800
Some of that goo dripped
down onto my slippers. Look.

329
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,402
Goo on her frog slippers.
Y-You happy, Sam?

330
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,737
Seriously, I can explain.

331
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,439
Great. I'd love to hear it.

332
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,117
And now she's realizing
how it's gonna sound

333
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,461
if she blames it
on a ghost again.

334
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,310
She's the girl who
cried "ghost." Mm-hmm.

335
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,947
Oh, you know, it's a stain.
Yeah, it's always been there.

336
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,349
It says "sin" in blood.

337
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,951
It's an extremely legible stain.

338
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,685
'Twas trying to
write "sinners..."

339
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,786
but I ran out of blood.

340
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,121
Did anyone see her come in?

341
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,824
Oh, I know exactly
what's going on.

342
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,292
You thought it'd be funny

343
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,970
to pull a stunt on one
of my girlfriends again,

344
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,194
just like when you were a kid.

345
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,763
This whole thing is weird.

346
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,207
Why don't you start
packing your stuff, Diane.

347
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,067
We're gonna check out and leave.

348
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,435
Yeah, just check out and leave.
Typical. Babe, it's okay.

349
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,837
What does that mean?

350
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,281
It means that's
what you always do.

351
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,074
Just like you did after
you and mom split up.

352
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,210
I'm used to it. I'll see you
in another four years, I guess.

353
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,479
It's okay, Sam.

354
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,148
Daddy's here! Daddy's here!

355
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,984
You didn't tell Nigel

356
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:37,985
to move out?

357
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,352
We were going to tell him.

358
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,957
But when face with reality,
it seemed unpleasant.

359
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,060
Yes, that's the point!

360
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,996
Throwing a mama from a train

361
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,798
isn't meant to be a
pleasant experience.

362
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,201
I've been betrayed worse
than when Benedict Arnold

363
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,203
refused to return
my favorite lantern,

364
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,856
which was very out
of character for him

365
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,482
because normally he
was quite trustworthy.

366
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,709
Oh, you died before the
whole Benedict Arnold thing.

367
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,144
I just told you about the whole

368
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,588
Benedict Arnold
thing. Are you simple?

369
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,514
Why don't you talk to
Nigel yourself, Isaac?

370
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,974
Because I don't
want him to hate me

371
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,417
any more than he already does.

372
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,928
So then just be okay
with him being here

373
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,486
and you being
uncomfortable about it.

374
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,854
Well, I don't like that either.

375
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,890
So you want to have your
cake and eat it, too?

376
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,059
Yes. I want to sign
up for that option.

377
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,503
Well, honey, that's
not how breakups go.

378
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,861
You can't have it both ways.

379
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,131
Sometimes, you just
have to be the bad guy.

380
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,100
Maybe it's your turn to
take the bullet this time.

381
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,605
Nope, it's not ketchup.

382
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,475
Ugh. I'm gonna be sick.

383
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,520
Well, I guess we'll find
out if Jay's plague fears

384
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,578
were well-founded.

385
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,547
Are you okay?

386
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,582
Oh, I don't know.

387
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,617
I mean, Sam's right.

388
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,920
I haven't been around
much since the divorce.

389
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,489
I mean, it's no excuse,

390
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,724
but part of the
reason is because

391
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,261
Sam's mom Sheryl
didn't want me to be.

392
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,862
Did she tell you that?

393
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,797
In no uncertain terms.

394
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,234
I mean, of course I
wanted to, you know,

395
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,203
be there for things.

396
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,240
Like, Sam had this recital...

397
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,177
in fifth grade, and
she was so excited.

398
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,514
Sheryl basically told
me, if I showed up,

399
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,449
she'd make a scene.

400
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,887
I didn't want that
for Sam, so I...

401
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,255
backed away.

402
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,890
'Tis a sad story.

403
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,558
Why are you so quiet?

404
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,094
Oh, Frank.

405
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,362
Does Samantha know any of this?

406
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,798
I didn't want to turn
her against her mom.

407
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,301
You know, she needed her mom.

408
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,803
So, no, I never said anything.

409
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,109
And after your mom died, he
wanted to get close again,

410
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,111
but he worried that
he had already damaged

411
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,878
the relationship too much.

412
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,114
There were tears.

413
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,748
Then Diane took
out a handkerchief

414
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,350
that looked like
a little lily pad.

415
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,585
Jay, the ghosts are telling
me that my dad pulled away

416
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,787
when I was a kid because
my mom basically made him.

417
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,325
Wow. That's kind of
messed up of her.

418
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,868
He didn't have to
listen to her, though.

419
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,504
And what about once I
was out of the house?

420
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,263
I mean, it doesn't
explain away all that.

421
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,597
You're right, it doesn't,

422
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,500
but sometimes it's
hard to change course.

423
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,802
Maybe this weekend
was him trying.

424
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,471
That's true.

425
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,806
And it was going
really well, huh?

426
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,742
Until the whole
blood wall thing.

427
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,121
Yeah, well, if I had to pick a
turning point, that would be it.

428
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,512
Samantha,

429
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:23,150
as ghosts we have had so
many frustrating moments

430
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,984
where you see two people wanting

431
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,554
the same thing and neither
of them realizing it.

432
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,257
And for so long, we
couldn't intercede.

433
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,724
This is a gift.

434
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,593
Take this knowledge
and act on it.

435
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,029
Also, Diane keeps
tasting the blood.

436
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,606
You may want to have
her contact her doc

437
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,599
when she gets back,
do a full panel.

438
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,001
Hey, Nigel.

439
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,738
I wanted to discuss
our... living situation.

440
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,341
I'm not sure it's a-a great idea

441
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:52,512
for us both to continue
living in the house.

442
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,347
I see.

443
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,849
And, um, I just don't
think it's healthy.

444
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,252
Perhaps you're right.

445
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,055
I will miss my new friends.

446
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:06,358
I spent so long hating the
so-called "mansion ghosts,"

447
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,496
but during my time here, I've
come to see them as family

448
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,565
and the rock that
has steadied me

449
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,967
during these darkest of days.

450
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,404
But if move out I must...

451
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,540
What? Who said
anything about that?

452
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,909
You. Just now.

453
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,579
No. No, you silly little man.

454
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,982
I'm the one that's moving out.

455
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,184
To the shed.

456
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,685
That's quite the gesture.

457
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,387
Oh, my gosh, it is.

458
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,022
I'm becoming a better person.

459
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,658
I said I was gonna do it,
but I didn't really mean it,

460
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,959
but it's happening.

461
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,894
You seem quite
pleased with yourself.

462
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,530
I am.

463
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,199
Are you good? I mean,
are we done here?

464
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,201
Because I really want
to go tell people.

465
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,037
Uh, yes, I-I suppose I...

466
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,972
Oh, great.

467
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,176
Everyone, I'm moving out
because of a hero move!

468
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,445
I'm a good person now!

469
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,279
Hey, uh, Dad.

470
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,548
Before you go,

471
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,251
I just want to apologize

472
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,753
for the "writing 'Sin'
in a blood-like substance

473
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,954
on the wall" thing.

474
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,727
It doesn't get less
weird with repetition.

475
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,458
Well, I appreciate the apology.

476
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,060
I just don't understand
why you did it.

477
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,596
- It's a fair question.
- I think I'm realizing

478
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,398
that...

479
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,300
when I cut that one
girlfriend's hair,

480
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,602
and now the whole blood thing,

481
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,538
I was trying to tell you I was
mad at you without telling you.

482
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,773
Yeah, well,

483
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,975
sometimes it's
hard to say things.

484
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,443
Even when you really want to.

485
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,844
Aw.

486
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,380
But I'm also realizing that

487
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,923
I wasn't looking at things
from your perspective,

488
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,816
and things were probably

489
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,385
a lot more complicated
than I knew.

490
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253
I appreciate that, Sammy.

491
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,290
I guess what I'm saying
is I want us to be closer.

492
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,359
I'd like that, too.

493
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,963
Diane, we're staying!

494
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,966
They're staying?

495
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,768
But they're still living in sin.

496
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,772
Uh, actually, they got married
in the car. You just missed it.

497
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,040
How wonderful.

498
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,851
Well, they should head
to the matrimonial bed

499
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,211
and multiply forthwith.

500
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,113
It's really all or nothing
with you, isn't it?

501
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,216
Hey, uh, Dad?

502
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,817
I have an idea of something

503
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,452
I'd like us to do
this afternoon.

504
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,254
Anything, sweetheart.

505
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,998
Music? This is an abomination.

506
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,834
I'm with you on
that one, Patience.

507
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,369
Whew.

508
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,184
Okay, Isaac, I know
you didn't like

509
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,543
the tiles we showed
you last week,

510
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,411
but we really think
this new one is it.

511
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,747
Ooh, that's an idea. A bad one.

512
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,550
But good to eliminate one
more. We're getting closer.

513
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,851
He said no, Jay.

514
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,386
This guy's the worst.

515
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,020
Okay.

516
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,589
Good thing Prime is fast.

517
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,425
In my day, new samples
would take months to arrive.

518
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,927
And were often
stolen by pirates,

519
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,696
which made returns
quite difficult.

520
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,366
Anyway, I'm off.
Back to the shed,

521
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,501
where I live now
because of my good deed.

522
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,136
Yeah, you mention several times.

523
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,873
Yeah, about that
good deed, Isaac...

524
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,609
Oh, Nigel, no need
to thank me again.

525
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,043
I know you're grateful.

526
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,612
Right. The thing is,

527
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,248
I'm actually going to
return to the shed.

528
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,883
You can move back
here to the mansion.

529
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,652
Really? I don't understand.

530
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,789
I was approached by
my former shed mates.

531
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,991
They don't want you
living there anymore.

532
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,559
What? Why?

533
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,928
Do I feel better now that I'm
a good person? I don't know.

534
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,097
I sleep better, I
can tell you that.

535
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,483
Now, you might be
asking yourself,

536
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,833
"How do I become a good person?"

537
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:34,966
Here's a tip:

538
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,569
watch me.

539
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,372
Study. Learn. Improve.

540
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,079
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541
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542
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